formerly caustic-freeway
D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest
(tag via @dare-to-dm)
kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)
kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.
Obsessed with the way the kangaroo runs straight at them and attacks like a hostile mob in a survival game
Beware of what spin is coming next in the media about the union strikes! The Levinson Group is real good at its job, so there's gonna be a lot of undermining happening soon. Don't fall for it!
As a WGA strike captain put it on Twitter:
They could just pay their workers fairly, instead of throwing money at PR firms to pretty up how they treat people like garbage.
I-80 highway through Wyoming. nicknamed The Sisters, for the three sets of hills that create an optical illusion of the road rising into the sky
I'm taking every middle school girl by the shoulders and looking them in the eye and saying "you don't need to be a baddie. You're 12. You will never have this age again. One day you will be in your twenties and youll miss your toys and cartoons and you will try to buy back your childhood because you spent your actual childhood trying to conform to society's super adultified version of girlhood. You are a child, be a child"
Wear fun clothes...dye your hair a wacky color...play with toys...play pretend, you're still a kid!!! A KID!
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ALTok but really as personal manservant to the king and the royal court physician’s apprentice how much is merlin getting paid
not nearly enough
If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.
This applies doubly if the antagonist is more abstract. If a house starts growing teeth and flesh you've gotta be prepared to get a little freaky
i am actually so fucking sick and tired of the tiktok/twitterification of websites. i am so sick of everything needing to be compressed or squeaky clean or "modernized". i am so fucking sick of every website that had a unique, creative spin or twist, violently throwing any sort of identifiers or creative minds they once had in favor of becoming another twitter. in favor of becoming another tiktok. modernization needs to fucking die.
the internet died when flash died. the internet died when corporations began to sink their teeth into every nook and cranny, sucking out any and all life from them and turning them into husks of their former selves. the internet died when everything had to become sleek, spotless, when everything had to stick to a status quo, when everything had to become rounded and strictly black or white.
modernization needs to fucking die.
